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people who draw hex maniac with big titties are horny for a 10 year old

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thortiddies:
people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven
like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

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i abandoned this blog a while ago and now im lookin at it and its like……. damn what the fuck was i up to then. what on the lord’s earth was i doing. dumb ass

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shinjukugewalt:

weloveshortvideos:
When you realize your friend is a geek
where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god

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stability:

vespertineflora:
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

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leplastiquedick:

this is like 10 times worse than the original

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laurajanegay:

not to be uwu but seriously stay hydrated or else your kidneys will just start passive-aggressively making rocks inside your piss tubes

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thecallofgothulhu:

pancakeruby:
me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
I can’t get over how well this fits

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ionaaliceann:

sighinastorm:
This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness. Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.
I think I’ve found my favorite post thanks

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smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:
i don’t really think the relationship between generation z and millennials is comparable to the relationship between baby boomers and millennials
mostly because largely speaking. baby boomers are the parents of millennials but millennials aren’t the parents of generation z
your older sibling telling you you’re an idiot for eating laundry detergent just isn’t the same thing as your parents berating you for not having a job in a shitty economy

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jennybystudiokillers:

some of you need to drink respect lesbians juice

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relatablepicturesofyuugi:

chellodello:
relatablepicturesofyuugi:
relatablepicturesofyuugi:
relatablepicturesofyuugi:
How to get laid
Step one:
Any questions?
When you bring your partner over, make sure you have a romantic set up, example:
Make them coffee in the morning
Studies show that people are more open to romance after a good meal. Spoil your paramour with only the most exclusive of cuisines.
It’s also very important to shower beforehand too!! Keep yourself smelling fresh for your mate!

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